Super English

Super English In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English" .. Njoy ............ .with his......... . .. .....English. ......... ....... Now ,

here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground: ------------ ----- All of you stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon. The girl with the mirror please comes her....{Means: girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy , angrily: ------------ --------- I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students: ------------ --------- -- You , rotate the ground four times... You , go and understand the tree... You three of you stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO .......(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this ) ------------ --------- -- Every body should wear dress to college Boys no proplum Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big) Girls should wear only slawar no nitee. Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear ... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best: ------------ --- Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre" # Sir at his best inside the Class room: ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half. Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..) This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class." Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today... Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... Take 5 cm wire of any length.... Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ... Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats). At Sathyabama college day 2002: "This college strict u the worry no ...... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy" At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003: "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "